HELP! i was attacked by the ghost of Obama!

ok seriously - this election is goin crazy. you cannot make this shit up. really. you cant.

a woman in Pittsburgh out looking for a free ATM machine was apparently attacked by a black man who weighed around 200lbs *around 14st* - she says she was punched at the back of the head because of her McCain bumper sticker. she was robbed of $60 after he put a knife to her neck, after which she stepped away. she then got attacked her to teach her a lesson for being a McCain supporter.

He then sat on her chest and with a very blunt knife carved a backwards letter B on her cheek.

LMAO!!!

yes yes mani is the nasty man - laughin at puny woman who got mugged and attacked.

but this gets better.

police apparently doubted her story from the start and she eventually 'fessed up to making the whole thing up

but this gets better

she now says she actually doesnt know how she came to be beaten up and looking like that!!

Todd confessed to police that she was driving alone, looked in the mirror, saw her black eye and the "B" on her face, and didn't know how they got there.

now here's my analysis. why the heck would a would be mugger use of all things - a blunt knife?! was he going to butter her up too!?

surely it would've made more sense to etch the letter O - lookin in the mirror and doin that isnt that hard!!