Ok i heard that lending is becoming hard...

but this site wanting to give out loans surely takes the biscuit?

http://www.paydayuk.co.uk/

now whats so bad about that? you need a loan and you gotta turn some place right?

check out the APR. (the simplified counterpart to the effective interest rate that the borrower will pay on a loan.)

1845%!!!!!!! WTF?!?!

Bollywood flick of the week...

a weekly column highlighting great moments in indian cinema.

and corny as hell.

so here's my first contribution - MR INDIA!

straight away - hundreds of asians are sayin Mogambo Kush hua!

its the infamous line that the main villain - Mogambo played by Amrish Puri

The story is that a scientist invents a watch allowing a person to disappear - later he is killed but he hides the watch. later through fateful circumstances his son is able to retreive the watch and decides to use it for the greater good, whilst at the same time looking after a group of orphans. yeah i did say corny.
Enter mr mogambo and he wants that for-moo-la for his world domination and destruction of india and its upto our hero and the damsel in distress Sri-Devi to save the day!

its a very basic james bond/supervillain story line but its effects are still there.

alot of villains in bollywood try to mimic mogambo. shekar kapur went on to make elizabeth, elizabeth the golden age and the forthcoming New york, I love you.

One of the many films with indians doing blackface.

well worth a watch if your up for some laughs!

Top ten 80's movies

so the other night i was working at an 1980's theme bar and they had all the nostalgia all over the place

so here i am with my top ten 1980's movies

10 - Die Hard - a white vest and a badge is all our hero needs!
9 - The Goonies - Goonies never say die!
8 - Raiders of the lost ark - The original and best - long before lucas decided to rape indy in that sci-fi flick
7 - BladeRunner - is or isnt he a replicant?
6 - The Untouchables - Here endeth the lesson - magnificient film!
5 - Stars Wars V - I AM YOUR FATHER BLOG, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
4 - The Terminator - arnie as a villain terminator is still the best
3 - Aliens - Get away from her, you *bitch!* the end scene has not been bettered in alien vs human
2 - ET - Phoned home to tell them the box office gross is flying through the roof.

and my numero uno


1 - BACK TO THE FUTURE!

oh man i could go on about this film all day!! there's nothing i dont like about it - apart from the fact i wasnt asked to be in the band...

everything about this film is iconic - the title, the mad scientist, the teen kid, the protaganist, the car - who can forget the gullwing DeLorean which is now apparently being remade - lets hope the engines etc are better built than the originals which were apparently notoriously awful.

god bless michael j fox, chris lloyd and the rest of the cast and crew. simply brilliant

Who's Nailin Palin?!

this election does not get any better what so ever!!!

so here it comes - it was gonna happen ever since the clinton cigar thang...

you enjoy politics - you enjoy porn - you even enjoy satire

and here they are - all three in one!!

Clearly not on the same budget scale as the wardrobe and the acting leaves alot to be desired

and here's a lil clip - dont worry its safe for work and home

though the special effects are clearly where the budget went.

Women on a night out are disgusting... dutty woman!

there you go

i've said it

women are disgusting on a night out. really dutty.

lets compare - whats a guy gonna do in general? stand up and pee next to the kebab shop? fall down drunk? lose his wallet/mobile/house keys?

women are worse.

my number one pet peeve at the moment is women who take off thier shoes. ok i get it - it was a fantastic price for a really nice pair of sandals/heels and after standing and dancing around all night they hurt your feet. for god sake - see that suitcase you carry around all night - if that doesnt hurt and if you've not stuffed enough junk in it - carry a pair of comfy sandals/slip ons.
they're there - in the middle of the club with the shoes off - dancing around with the dirt of the dancefloor and broken glass - all that dirt your taking home with you love. they get a cut on the foot and then try to blame the club for it - no love - we have a policy to get customers keep ALL their clothing on during the night. and guess what? those germs goin home with you a bit more personally now!!

the nights over they've staggered out - barefooted and walking down the street - crossing the roads and what not and its just ewww. its even worse if its been raining and the streets are all wet - but you think thats gonna stop them?!

its even worse if they're totally pissed. then its them falling all over in their skimpy clothes and there goes dignity...

come on girls

is it too much to ask!?