Its been a long hard day at work...

and enter the latest family member!

talk about irony...

Tomorro is a big day for myself and the missus.

we're going into hospital at 7 frikkin am for a 9am operation.

no she's sadly not getting a brain transplant.... its a c-section to release that bundle of joy thats been stewing inside her for 9 months :D

its baby number 3 tomorro :P thankfully as this is her 3rd c-section it was able to be planned etc - none of this waiting for the pains to come

so the irony is that exactly 2 years ago on the same day - my father passed away after suffering a heart attack.

AND its the world series game tonight - if it all plays off the phillies could win it...

how much would you spend on your 16 year old?

your 16 year old daughter - apple of your eye

she's in love

maddddddddddddddddddd love

she's been datin for around three years and now wants to marry the lad - your happy - he's a good lad.

so she wants a nice wedding - a white wedding - and she wants daddy to pay for it all.

no probs right?

well the problem is that daddy lives in a caravan. still i'm sure he's saved a few pence right?

how about £100,000 ($162,000)??

her dress was worth £16,000, draped in swarovski crystals, 10 ft wide train so heavy that it took ten guests to lift it out of the rolls royce, she got married in Cheshire, UK.

£500 for her crystal bouquet.

but it makes you think how can a traveller, a gypsy, afford such a lavish wedding?

he paves driveways. not a rock star, not a stock broker. but paves driveways.

and travellers with the lifestyle they have arent held accountable to any taxes at all. any bad drives they've done - tough luck.

its such a loophole that the british govt cant close.

her ambition is to be a glamour model. wtf.

it just makes you think what kinda world we're in. till you see the parents.

Exactly.

muslims need to be hung for this crap....

yeah thats right i said it... i went there i did it...
















a muslim man is suing tesco for making him allegedly work with alcohol.

he apparently had no idea that tesco sold alcohol. he worked with them for 8 months and had no idea they sold alcohol. he worked at a distribution depot and didnt see the huge crates labelled beer.

so now he's out there in the tribunals working his way to a compensation package for religious discrimination.

he'd managed to visit asda, lidl and sainsbury's, but not tesco. and i doubt he had any reservation buying food from a place that sold alcohol.

he apparently asked to be removed from this and be placed with other duties - your wage would still have come from a company that sold alcohol.

i raised this question before - how possible is it to earn a true halal income in the west? yeah there are jobs where you can. but for example - taxi drivers. you take people a to b but then if the people are going to a nightclub/bar your making it possible for them to go there and sin. you know they're going there for that reason at 11pm. its been openly debated in mosques all over. you open a shop selling grocery foods, and unless you've read every single ingrediant, checked every label its impossible to say wether the stuff your selling is halal. and similary if you work at asda/tesco/sainsbury's you might be stacking those cans of tuna on the isle's but your wages do come from alcohol. thats the appeal to some people, go in - get the bread, get the biscuits and grab a case of beer, and if that beer wasnt there chances are they would go else where.

i hope the tribunal do throw this case out. there should be religious awareness at work. the cross wearing woman at heathrow should never have been dragged up. but taking the piss isnt religious awareness.

One of many i'm sure... sadly!

It was gonna happen sooner or later. the right wing loons were gonna hatch a plot to assasinate or do their best to damage barack obama.

They apparently wanted to kill 88 people - 14 by beheading. 88 stands for Heil Hitler (H is the 8th letter of the alphabet) and 14 stands for "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children". a famous saying in american white supremecy.

The spree, which initially targeted an unidentified predominantly African-American school, was to end with the two men driving toward Obama, "shooting at him from the windows,"

two kids - one 20 and one 18 have been arrested. The court documents say the two men met about a month ago on the Internet and found common ground in their shared "white power" and "skinhead" philosophy.

how many more will eventually emerge? the tech branch of the feds and cia will have to go into over-drive to make sure all links are checked as even the slightest failing of attention could have fatal consequences.

the arrests of these boys however will no doubt serve as motivation and a sign to work more covertly if a plot like this was to be done again.

Ok i heard that lending is becoming hard...

but this site wanting to give out loans surely takes the biscuit?

http://www.paydayuk.co.uk/

now whats so bad about that? you need a loan and you gotta turn some place right?

check out the APR. (the simplified counterpart to the effective interest rate that the borrower will pay on a loan.)

1845%!!!!!!! WTF?!?!

Bollywood flick of the week...

a weekly column highlighting great moments in indian cinema.

and corny as hell.

so here's my first contribution - MR INDIA!

straight away - hundreds of asians are sayin Mogambo Kush hua!

its the infamous line that the main villain - Mogambo played by Amrish Puri

The story is that a scientist invents a watch allowing a person to disappear - later he is killed but he hides the watch. later through fateful circumstances his son is able to retreive the watch and decides to use it for the greater good, whilst at the same time looking after a group of orphans. yeah i did say corny.
Enter mr mogambo and he wants that for-moo-la for his world domination and destruction of india and its upto our hero and the damsel in distress Sri-Devi to save the day!

its a very basic james bond/supervillain story line but its effects are still there.

alot of villains in bollywood try to mimic mogambo. shekar kapur went on to make elizabeth, elizabeth the golden age and the forthcoming New york, I love you.

One of the many films with indians doing blackface.

well worth a watch if your up for some laughs!

Top ten 80's movies

so the other night i was working at an 1980's theme bar and they had all the nostalgia all over the place

so here i am with my top ten 1980's movies

10 - Die Hard - a white vest and a badge is all our hero needs!
9 - The Goonies - Goonies never say die!
8 - Raiders of the lost ark - The original and best - long before lucas decided to rape indy in that sci-fi flick
7 - BladeRunner - is or isnt he a replicant?
6 - The Untouchables - Here endeth the lesson - magnificient film!
5 - Stars Wars V - I AM YOUR FATHER BLOG, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
4 - The Terminator - arnie as a villain terminator is still the best
3 - Aliens - Get away from her, you *bitch!* the end scene has not been bettered in alien vs human
2 - ET - Phoned home to tell them the box office gross is flying through the roof.

and my numero uno


1 - BACK TO THE FUTURE!

oh man i could go on about this film all day!! there's nothing i dont like about it - apart from the fact i wasnt asked to be in the band...

everything about this film is iconic - the title, the mad scientist, the teen kid, the protaganist, the car - who can forget the gullwing DeLorean which is now apparently being remade - lets hope the engines etc are better built than the originals which were apparently notoriously awful.

god bless michael j fox, chris lloyd and the rest of the cast and crew. simply brilliant

Who's Nailin Palin?!

this election does not get any better what so ever!!!

so here it comes - it was gonna happen ever since the clinton cigar thang...

you enjoy politics - you enjoy porn - you even enjoy satire

and here they are - all three in one!!

Clearly not on the same budget scale as the wardrobe and the acting leaves alot to be desired

and here's a lil clip - dont worry its safe for work and home

though the special effects are clearly where the budget went.

Women on a night out are disgusting... dutty woman!

there you go

i've said it

women are disgusting on a night out. really dutty.

lets compare - whats a guy gonna do in general? stand up and pee next to the kebab shop? fall down drunk? lose his wallet/mobile/house keys?

women are worse.

my number one pet peeve at the moment is women who take off thier shoes. ok i get it - it was a fantastic price for a really nice pair of sandals/heels and after standing and dancing around all night they hurt your feet. for god sake - see that suitcase you carry around all night - if that doesnt hurt and if you've not stuffed enough junk in it - carry a pair of comfy sandals/slip ons.
they're there - in the middle of the club with the shoes off - dancing around with the dirt of the dancefloor and broken glass - all that dirt your taking home with you love. they get a cut on the foot and then try to blame the club for it - no love - we have a policy to get customers keep ALL their clothing on during the night. and guess what? those germs goin home with you a bit more personally now!!

the nights over they've staggered out - barefooted and walking down the street - crossing the roads and what not and its just ewww. its even worse if its been raining and the streets are all wet - but you think thats gonna stop them?!

its even worse if they're totally pissed. then its them falling all over in their skimpy clothes and there goes dignity...

come on girls

is it too much to ask!?