Sunday 26 October 2008

Women on a night out are disgusting... dutty woman!

there you go

i've said it

women are disgusting on a night out. really dutty.

lets compare - whats a guy gonna do in general? stand up and pee next to the kebab shop? fall down drunk? lose his wallet/mobile/house keys?

women are worse.

my number one pet peeve at the moment is women who take off thier shoes. ok i get it - it was a fantastic price for a really nice pair of sandals/heels and after standing and dancing around all night they hurt your feet. for god sake - see that suitcase you carry around all night - if that doesnt hurt and if you've not stuffed enough junk in it - carry a pair of comfy sandals/slip ons.
they're there - in the middle of the club with the shoes off - dancing around with the dirt of the dancefloor and broken glass - all that dirt your taking home with you love. they get a cut on the foot and then try to blame the club for it - no love - we have a policy to get customers keep ALL their clothing on during the night. and guess what? those germs goin home with you a bit more personally now!!

the nights over they've staggered out - barefooted and walking down the street - crossing the roads and what not and its just ewww. its even worse if its been raining and the streets are all wet - but you think thats gonna stop them?!

its even worse if they're totally pissed. then its them falling all over in their skimpy clothes and there goes dignity...

come on girls

is it too much to ask!?

1 comment:

...Nessy... said...

Crap on feet, or urine splashing over your clothes/hands/shoes?

We know our feet will be dirty, and we wash them when we get home.

Men think it's only their two fingers and thumb that need washing, and forget that piss splashes.

Having said that, women really are dirty.
A study showed women are less likely to wash their hands after using the toilet, than men.

Nice(!)